Rust & Dust Classic Results

Results are in, and for most of us, hopes and dreams have been dashed. Let's take a look at some of the highlights from last Sunday.

• Last years Masters Champion, Chambermaid wins via Putt-off after the odds on favorite, California's, putter lets him down as he 3-putts 18 for a double. Then follows that up with a 3-putt to lose the championship.

• Hole 17 - 2 amazing things happen #1 - Headcase makes his only par of the day en route to a Gross 117. #2 The aforementioned California, records his sole Birdie of the day to take the lead by 1 going into the last hole only to shit the bed with a double on 18.

• Golden Rod fires a Gross 93, playing down to the level of his playing partners. Ballooning his handicap by 20%. (Some would say in preparation for the Masters.)

• In what may have been the upset of the tournament, Simple Joe ends up on top of Golden in the final standings. This was the first time of 2 instances that day that Joe ended up on top, beating Rod.

• Only 2 Birdies were made at East Moreland, which certainly was an early test of will and grit for everyone involved. Group 1 even changed the name from "Birdie Bottle" to "Shank Shots" & "Dammit Drinks". We encourage you all to do the same!

Cheers Gentlemen. Onward & Upward.

President Precious

Pos.	Degenerate	Net	Score	FedEx Pts.
1	Chambermaid	70	-2	50
2	Ca-Lifornia	70	-2	30
3	El Toro	76	+4	19
4	Easy	77	+5	13.5
5	Magic	79	+7	10
5	Roedog	79	+7	10
5	Simple Joe	79	+7	10
8	Hell Boy	80	+8	8.5
9	Golden Rod	83	+11	8
10	Precious	86	+14	7.5
11	Rabbi	87	+15	7
12	Spanky	88	+16	6.5
13	Headcase	101	+29	6