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Writer's pictureArmando Gonzales

Meet the Fockers - El Toro

In this series we will be introducing the members of our league to our newest members and possibly letting some skeletons out of your individual closets. Buckle-up Bitches.




Not to long ago in the sprawling fields of Vancouver, Washington, there lived a young stud bull named Damien "El Toro" Fallin. His days were filled with the responsibility of inseminating the cows in his field, a duty he carried out with pride. The days were glorious and El Toro, at the end of the day enjoyed looking to the sunsets painting the landscape in hues of orange and pink, marking the end of another productive day.

 

As El Toro grew older, however, a subtle change came over him. His once single-minded focus on his job began to waver, and a desire for something different tugged at his heart. The distant sounds of laughter and camaraderie from a neighboring pasture caught his attention.

 

Curiosity led El Toro to discover a pasture where other bulls gathered not for necessarily for insemination duties, but for a different kind of bonding – they played golf. The lush greenery of the golf course beckoned him, and the camaraderie of bulls frolicking together under the open sky appealed to his newfound yearning for connection beyond his routine.


It was on those sprawling lush green fields that El Toro's bond with the other bulls transcended the conventional. As he joined the golfing bulls in their leisurely pursuits, a unique connection blossomed between him and a particularly charismatic bull named Dozer. Their hooves danced in sync on the golf course, laughter echoing as they navigated the challenges of the game together.


The chemistry between El Toro and Dozer was undeniable, their friendship evolving into something deeper. Their shared moments on the golf course became a canvas for a connection that went beyond the ordinary camaraderie. It was a silent understanding, a magnetic pull drawing them closer. Together, they formed "The 12" aptly named for something much different in the beginning but coming to recognize the 12 original members of this fraternity.

 

El Toro's decision to join the golfing bulls was met with skepticism from some, mostly his father, as it was unacceptabull and nonconevntional for a stud bull to venture into such leisurely and "happy" activities. However, after coming out of the barn, he embraced this new chapter of his life with gusto. The rhythmic swish of golf clubs and the thud of hooves hitting the ball filled his days, replacing the once familiar sounds of his old field.

 

El Toro discovered the joy of friendship, companionship and the thrill of competition on the golf course. The camaraderie with his fellow bulls brought a sense of fulfillment he hadn't experienced before. As the seasons changed, El Toro realized that life was about more than just fulfilling a singular role – it was about embracing new experiences, lifestyles and finding happiness in unexpected places.

 

While the cows in his original field may have missed El Toro's services, they soon adapted to a new stud bull. Meanwhile, El Toro, now a seasoned golfer, continued to enjoy his days on the golf course, proving that it's never too late to discover one's true passions and forge connections beyond the expected.


As the seasons changed, El Toro continued to explore the joys of his newfound relationship, proving that love knows no boundaries – not even in the vast expanses of a ranch. His tale became a testament to the acceptance and warmth that could be found in unexpected places, under the open sky where hearts, much like the balls he plays with, soar freely.


Onward and Upward,


President Precious





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