Hell Boy Gets High at The Stoners Open
In the world of the 12, few names are as feared/mocked as Hell Boy. Known for his amiable demeanor, Hell Boy has achieved more than his...
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The PGA Championship at OGA Golf Course: Magic Mike's Unlikely Triumph
In a turn of events so improbable it could make Hollywood weep, Magic Mike—yes, that’s right, Magic Mike—took home the trophy at the PGA...
The Tale of the Two Dueling Brothers: An Americana Showdown on the Green
Hello 12's! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale of rivalry, pride, and a verdant battlefield marked by brotherly competition. This...
The Ridgefield Open Recap and Results
We all have that guy in our lives who does just enough to get by. Whether at work, or in our personal lives. He's not fit, not fat. Not...
Tipsy-Maid Writes a Recap
I told myself: Go to the Masters dinner and act like true champion this year. Reminisce about those crucial shots in 2021 that made it...
The 2024 Masters
Once upon a time, in the bustling streets of Mexico, there lived a young boy named Precious. From a tender age, he was enchanted by the...
The Duffer's Open Recap
Sunday, April 21st, 2024—a date which will live in infamy—Three Rivers Golf Course of Kelso was suddenly and deliberately attacked by...
Meet the Fockers - Precious
Only one can manage the fellowship of The 12. In a world where nobody can be ruled, there is one lucky enough to try. Our Precious came...
The 2024 Rust & Dust Classic Results
There is a book titled "Eat that Frog!" written by none other than Brian Tracy. The book lays out 21 great ways to stop procrastinating...
2024 DEGEN POY POINTS RACE
POST SLUMMIN' POY POINTS RACE POY TOTAL HEADCASE 619.00 HELL BOY 557.90 CONMAN 476.31 ROEDOG 470.00 CHAMBERMAID 464.99 MAGIC 419.17 EL...
2024 HANDICAPS
Post SLUMMIN' DEGENERATE HANDICAP CHANGE Reno911 7.8 0.0 GOLDEN ROD 8.5 0.0 SPANKY 8.9 0.5 EASY 9.0 0.0 RAILING YOUR MOM 9.6 -0.7 THE PRO...
Meet the Fockers - Spanky
To tell the story of Anthony "Spanky" Fallin, you must first tell the story of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS, as it'sknown in the medical...
Meet the Fockers - Chambermaid
In the quiet confines of his home, away from the prying eyes of the league, Chambermaid harbored a secret more insidious than his...
Meet the Fockers - Headcase
Meet Adam "Headcase," Baker, a borderline schizophrenic, autistic, maniacal genius. A golfing maestro with a mind that zips around like a...
Meet the Fockers - Hellboy
In the desolate landscapes of golf courses, Christopher "Hellboy" Roberts, a scrawny, ginger spawn of Satan, wandered alone, his pale...
Meet the Fockers - Golden Rod
In the quaint town of Bend, Oregon, Golden Rod sought solace from his turbulent past. Once a skilled male masseuse, he battled an...
"Dozer's Farewell: A Swing and a Miss
Gentlemen, perverts, and fellow 12s. Today, we gather to bid a fond (and somewhat perplexed) farewell to the one and only Christopher...
Meet the Fockers - Conman
In the quaint town of Camas, the Shira family seemed to have it all—wealth, success, and two sons, Caleb and Connor "Conman" Shira....
Meet the Fockers - Easy
In the vibrant streets of Compton during the early '90s, a young aspiring gangster rapper named Eric "Easy" Shira found himself in an...
Meet the Fockers - Magic Mike
There is a legend of a man named "Magic Mike" Fitzgerald. Once, a world renowned exotic dancer known for his moves, wild lifestyle, and...
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