A Tradition Unlike Any Other
Experience The 12+
An (un) Exclusive Immersion into the Debauchery of Weekend Hackers
Upcoming Events
Sun, Oct 20The Reserve Vineyard & Golf ClubOct 20, 2024, 8:06 AMThe Reserve Vineyard & Golf Club, 4805 SW 229th Ave, Aloha, OR 97007, USAOct 20, 2024, 8:06 AMThe Reserve Vineyard & Golf Club, 4805 SW 229th Ave, Aloha, OR 97007, USALast event for you fucks to complain about. Date - Has been out since fucking March. Time - Is fucking confirmed. Location - it is what it fucking is. Conditions - probably raining and windy. Greens were dressed recently. Course, Times, Dates, aren't changing. Fucing deal with it.- Sun, Oct 06Glendoveer Golf CourseOct 06, 2024, 7:39 AMGlendoveer Golf Course, Glendoveer Golf Course, Portland, OR, USA
Sun, Sep 22Heron Lakes Golf ClubSep 22, 2024, 9:00 AMHeron Lakes Golf Club, 3500 N Victory Blvd, Portland, OR 97217, USA
Sun, Sep 08Tri-Mountain Golf CourseSep 08, 2024, 11:30 AM – 3:30 PMTri-Mountain Golf Course, 1701 NW 299th St, Ridgefield, WA 98642, USA
Sun, Aug 25Stone Creek Golf ClubAug 25, 2024, 11:24 AM – 11:51 AMStone Creek Golf Club, 14603 S Stoneridge Dr, Oregon City, OR 97045, USA- Sun, Aug 11Heron Lakes Golf ClubAug 11, 2024, 8:00 AMHeron Lakes Golf Club, 3500 N Victory Blvd, Portland, OR 97217, USA
Sun, Jul 28OGA Golf CourseJul 28, 2024, 8:33 AMOGA Golf Course, 2850 Hazelnut Dr, Woodburn, OR 97071, USA
Sun, Jul 14Lewis River Golf CourseJul 14, 2024, 6:00 AMLewis River Golf Course, 3209 Old Lewis River Rd, Woodland, WA 98674, USA
About Us
A Brief History Lesson of the 12
The 12's were founded in 2016 after founding members, El Toro and Golden Rod were quite expectedly booted from their previous league for infractions listed as "conduct detrimental to the league" (a.k.a. butt stuff) Through mutual recruiting, begging, and pleading the additional 10 members joined and "The 12" were born. So began a time-honored tradition of cussing, drinking, smoking and the occasional miraculous golf shot that continues today. As demand for membership grew as well as a complete fucking lack of regard for the exclusivity of the "12", the "+" was added so that all future hackers and degenerates felt welcome. And so began the slow, steady downfall of almost all of Golf's rules, conformity, and etiquettes.
2024 Schedule
4/7 - Season Opener
Rust & Dust Classic @ Rose City
Hellboy gets to defend his title. Sloppy's Tour Championship Defense goes to shit. Let's get it started.
4/21 - Event #2
Duffer's Open @ Three Rivers
Spanky Defends his "title". Go back and read the recap on this from 2023. Epically Fucking Poetic.
5/5 - Major #1
The Masters @ Emerald Valley
Easy goes for a repeat. Emerald Valley is calling!
5/19 - Event #4
The Ridgefield Championship @ Tri-Mointain
Spanky sets his sites on a title defense. Railing attempts to beat his 101 from last year.
6/2 - Event #5
Stoner's Open @ Stone Creek
(2-Man best ball)
***New Format just to piss everyone off. Building on the Lewis River Scramble success from last year some extra fun is being added this year. ***
6/16 - Major #2
The US Open @ Elk Ridge
Who the hell won this last year? There's no recap and The Prez was absent. Ahhh well. Father's Day Open, US Open, whatever you call it. Major #2 is upon us.
6/30 - Event #7
The Cornelius Challenge @ Forest Hills
Back to Forrest Hills we go! Summer is here.
7/14 - Event #8
The Camas Cup @ Camas Meadows
(2-man Alternate Shot)
Special Event #2. God Bless the man who gets paired with me.
7/28 - Major # 3
The PGA Championship @ OGA
Roeder is defending the first thing since his sexuality. Half the season is in the books.
8/11 - Event #10
The Columbia Cup @ Heron Lakes
2-Round format.
Greenback 2-Man Best Ball
Great Blue Singles
8/25 - Event #11
The Scramble at Lewis River
The most fun had in Woodland Washington since the last MAGA meeting.
9/8 - Major # 4
The Open Championship @ Great Blue
Another Major missed by the Prez, another round of no one stepping up to write a recap. Well, Someone is defending the 'ship.
9/22 - Event #13
Slummin' @ Glendoveer
Another Spanky win. Inflated Handicaps will do that for you.
10/6 - Event # 14
Alternate Shot Championship @ East Moreland
Waiting for the CAmments on this one.
10/20 - Major #5
The Tour Championship @ The Reserve
Please God, anyone but Sloppy.
